Race to Mediocrity Update

Hardball Dynasty's

Nick Morton

Rough day for barely-adequate pitcher Nick Morton. The 25 year-old from Gilcrest, Colorado pitched against the Pittsburgh Steelheads and could not get out of the third inning. Morton gave up seven runs on six hits throwing 62 pitches. The Slut can hold his head high, though, as his opponent for this match - Torey French - had an equally horrid day, leading the way to an eventual Sluts win.

Morton's next stop on his quest for infamy will most likely be on 3/29 in the PM. Until then, we wish him godspeed.