Race to Mediocrity Update

In today's PM game, not-terrible pitcher Nick Morton kept his ignominious streak alive. The third year Slut pitched six innings giving up 12 hits and six runs for the no-decision. Morton actually pitched "well enough" to leave the game with the lead. However, the Inbred Jeds managed to come back, robbing Morton of his first victory of the season. It appears Morton will have to wait at least one more start before improving on his 0-16 record.