Race to Mediocrity

Not so bad player

Nick Morton Scottsdale Sluts Age: 25 B/T: L/L Born: Gilcrest, CO Position(s): P (SP2) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

continues his historic streak. Slut Nick Morton is a major league pitcher in his third full season. The 25 year-old lefty has amassed a big league record of 19-43 in that time. 16 of those losses have come from this season. Amazingly, Morton does not yet have a single win this season.
In his last start, Morton pitched 7 2/3 inning giving up three hits and two runs. Unfortunately, this wasn't enough for the hard-luck pitcher to earn a win.
In his next start, Morton will once again try to avoid another "L." However, should the pitcher finish the season without a single win, it is believed he will be the first major league pitcher to start at least 20 games and never gain a "W." This reporter will be rooting for Morton to avoid his place in ignominy.