He's Done It!

In a feat that will surely go down as one of the worst accomplishments in history, famed not-so-great player Nick Morton has finally done it. In Wednesday's AM game, the kid nobody believed in lost to the lowly Ice Nuts in grand fashion. Giving up 8 runs in just three innings of work, Morton asserted himself as one of the unluckiest pitchers in the history of his franchise. It's only fitting that his historic achievement would come while getting mitchslapped.

Now all Morton has to do is hold onto his winless streak to enter the record books. Should his current record stand, Nick Morton will be the first player ever in Happy Jack history to go 0-20 on the season.

Only 25 years old, it seems all Morton can do now is get better. However, no matter what his future achievements, two numbers will remain: 0-20. The Slut will most likely pitch his last game vs. the Las Vegas franchise in the AM, or PM. Like the Giants, should the Pit Boss lose to this now-infamous pitcher, the club shall go down in history as a record-breaking franchise. We should all be on our seats.