Perennial loser Nick Morton continues his historic streak into history. In this morning's game, Slut Morton put up his worst line of the season going 1.2 innings, giving up 8 runs on 9 hits while throwing 43 pitches. This historically semi-adequate pitcher is now only two losses away from the famed 0-20 record. At this point, ESPN has assigned two reporters to follow every Morton start from here on out. Should Morton accomplish the feat, it is believed he will be the first ever to be so daring as to try for such an honor.
One thing is clear at this point, and it is that Morton is not in danger of losing his job and will most likely get the chance to pitch for the record. Slut owner (who would only give his initials for this interview) nws has intimated that he will continue to go to Morton despite his apparent inadequacies. Mr. Morton, the Nation is watching you, make us proud.
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